Since I'm the only one living in LA, I feel obligated to inform y'all about what it's like. This song is it. I'll actually be outside her address from now on, forever.
My penis inverted itself back into my body, like a prodded sea anemone. I have tried my best to coax it out, promising it I would never treat it so poorly again, but to no avail.
My only recourse is to declare my inverted wiener a vagina, dye my hair pink, find a matching leopard suit, and perform terrible abortions of the English language and music as a whole to endless crowds of rabid fans.
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My penis inverted itself back into my body, like a prodded sea anemone. I have tried my best to coax it out, promising it I would never treat it so poorly again, but to no avail.
My only recourse is to declare my inverted wiener a vagina, dye my hair pink, find a matching leopard suit, and perform terrible abortions of the English language and music as a whole to endless crowds of rabid fans.
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